Stinking Hippo Carcass Cards for All Ocassions
So you've purchased a stinking hippo carcass for a special event, but are having second thoughts. Never fear! Tell your loved ones how you feel with a custom greeting card.
Beta Make Your Own
Select From Pre-Made Favorites
The classic that started it all. Send birthday greetings by second guessing the purchase of a hippo carcass.
Let Dad know how you feel in the best way: with the decomposing body of hippo, waiting in your kitchen.
Another Flag Day is here, but you can avoid the typical stress of the season with one-of-kind carrion greeting cards.
Celebrate a day of love and let them know how much you care with a hippo's decomposing corpse.
What better way to save the Earth than to recycle a bloated bit of mother nature into a fine gift?
A fourth wise man would have brought what the other's forgot: a stinking hippo carcass.